Poems, Puns, and Pokes at Chlorophyll

Chlorophyll - the mean GREEN photosynthesis machine!

All the plants sat down for the evening dinner of fertilizer, but when the fat bush came over, they all said "you've already had you chloroFILL!

In order to live, fish need gills, but plants can't live without their chlorophylls!

You know your Cat has a Personality Disorder when he/she spends all day in the litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones

When plants get hungry they reach for the most phylling substance...Chlorophyll!

The customer had just finished his salad and green tea when the waiter returned to take his order for the main course. The customer responded "No thanks, I've had my chlorophyll"

The little plant was looking at a picture of his sister and said "That's very chlorophyll" His dad corrected him and said "Don't you mean color full?" The son responded "That's what I said, Colorphyll!"

If plants lose their chlorophyll they'll be chlorokilled!

Dr. Synthesis wanted to take a Photo of the new graduates; claira or  phyll

Chlorophyll:

Man just chill,

It's a plant's main thrill,

It'll pick up the bill,

So the plants it won't kill,

Without it they'd have nill,

Yeah, it's Chlorophyll!