Matthew Oberhardt
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Couch Editor
Third year on staff
Class of 2001

I was born in 1982 in the state of California.  It all goes downhill from there.  I moved to the fascinatingly torpid city of Raleigh, in the confines of which I have spent the greater portion of my days.  Trips out of the general vicinity are highlights, but sadly such excursions are wedged far too scarcely between vast stretches of life in the doldrums.  I’ve considered insanity, but I’m too lazy to make the effort.

“I like orangutans.”

             “Yes, of course I will perform grueling manual labor for no pay.  Thank you, and may I please have another.”