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Quotes
Compiled by Erin Moraites

"It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing milk bone underwear." 
-Cheers

"Stop."
-Mark Newmark

"Off the games."
-Morrow Jones

"Chicos. Es Hora."
-Vic Quesada

"In an ideal world, everything silly would be said with a British accent."
-Ben Malone

"Life isn't measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."
-Anonymous

"You're never late to class until you actually arrive."
-John Niles

"Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train coming your way."
-Metallica

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-The Usual Suspects

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
-Yogi Bera

"A bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker."
-Fozzy Bear, the Muppet Movie