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Top Ten Subjects for a Top Ten List
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10. Top Ten things to do if you're stuck in a well 9. Top Ten ways to eat Jell-O 8. Top Ten reasons to be proud of your Canadian ancestry...or not 7. Top Ten reasons why Ralph Nader is a better candidate 6. Top Ten social events to go to if you're reclusive 5. Top Ten reasons why no one reads these top ten lists 4. Top Ten reasons why "ultimate Frisbee TM" is not the coolest sport 3. Top Ten reasons why NOT to grow a mullet 2. Top Ten reasons why the wrestling team is the hardest working team, bar none AND THE NUMBER ONE SUBJECT FOR A TOP TEN LIST: Candidate 1: Top ten reasons why monkeys are the greatest pets Candidate 2: Top Ten reasons why Sean Connery is the real president elect Editors note: Due to indecision and general stupidity on the part of the editorial staff as a whole, we have not come to a consensus on the number one subject for a top ten list. The results will be displayed in the next issue of The Advocate, providing that by that time we have come to a conclusion. |