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Top Tens, Top Tens, Top Tens.
Everywhere we go we see Top Tens. From Letterman to shirt
designs to the lowly Couch Section, Top Tens in our society are
becoming as ubiquitous as refried beans. But what are the best
Top Tens? Only the Couch Section will tell.
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This just in! The abstract laws of
hypothetical predetermination have successfully been merged with the
Standard Model of quantum physics! With this step, horoscopy has
come to the level of physical law. Read on for the most
rigorously fabricated astrological predictions ever to be made in the
history of mankind.
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Courtesy of the best from the brightest. Find out all
of the answers to your life ailments herewithin.
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She's Foxy, and she's a comic. Check out
the latest below.
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How to Win Friends and Imitate People
Vanessa
Hamer
Cool. It is a word that has been thrown
around, used, and abused ever since its debut in the English
language. Find out what being cool is really all about by
clicking on the link below.
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New Guy's back in town. Check out his new
adventures by clicking on the link below.
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Some fools think that Coulombs are units of
electrical charge. Some misinformed elements think that Darwin
is the man who developed the theory of evolution. What fools
they are! Coulomb and Darwin, as all of us privileged citizens
know, are really just the stars of this issue's expert
comic.
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Survey: Which Animal Looks the Funniest?
Brodie
Whiteside
Have you ever been driving along, minding your
business, when all of a sudden some bizarrely shaped beast ambles in
front of your vehicle? What shock must register on one's face at
that moment, the moment when one realizes that this must be the
strangest looking animal the world has ever known. But what is
truly the funniest looking animal? Click below to cast your
vote.
Vote
Here
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Editor's note: The line "may Nine Headed
Dordolio maim your enemies," was used in the horoscope section of
the last issue of The Advocate. This line was not made up by the
horoscope section editor, Matthew Oberhardt, but was taken from a
science fiction book by Jack Vance. The editors of the Couch
Section, including Matthew Oberhardt, apologize for this mistake
and will try to avoid such mix-ups in the future.
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